Wow. Check out my absurd(ly creative) title.
Aside from my linguistic endeavours, I am inspired by the recent destruction of my own glasses. Dark brown Burberry Prorsums that I shall never forget as they lay - snapped in two - on the piled carcasses of older specs.
My life has been a compilation of eyewear: I've gone from round to oval to square to rectangular and now it's time to move on.
These are the ones I am eyeing (get it? eyeing? I know, my puns rule!) at the moment:
Dior Homme black tie ($169)
But we all know that you can't pick glasses unless you try them on in real life, so consider this post purely cathartic and for fashion's sake.
(images: www.framesdirect.com, www.persol.com)